What do you so with a drunken Dorsai,
  What do you so with a drunken Dorsai,
  What do you so with a drunken Dorsai,
  Ear-ly in the morning?
 
  Let him sing until he crashes,
  Let him sing until he crashes,
  Let him sing until he crashes,
  Ear-ly in the morning.
 
  What do you do with a crashed out Dorsai,
  What do you do with a crashed out Dorsai,
  What do you do with a crashed out Dorsai,
  Ear-ly in the morning?
 
  Roll'm up in the bedspread, Dump'm in the corner,
  Roll'm up in the bedspread, Dump'm in the corner,
  Roll'm up in the bedspread, Dump'm in the corner,
  Ear-ly in the morning.
 
  What do you do with a griping Mundane,
  What do you do with a griping Mundane,
  What do you do with a griping Mundane,
  Ear-ly in the morning?
 
  Give'm a beer and teach'm the lyrics,
  Give'm a beer and teach'm the lyrics,
  Give'm a beer and teach'm the lyrics,
  Ear-ly in the morning.
 
  What do we with the empty beercans,
  What do we with the empty beercans,
  What do we with the empty beercans,
  Ear-ly in the morning.
 
  Crush'm and sell'm to a scrap metal dealer,
  Crush'm and sell'm to a scrap metal dealer,
  Crush'm and sell'm to a scrap metal dealer,
  Ear-ly in the morning.
 
  What do you do when the con is over,
  What do you do when the con is over,
  What do you do when the con is over,
  Ear-ly in the morning?
 
  Sober up and plan for next year,
  Sober up and plan for next year,
  Sober up and plan for next year,
  LATER in the morning!